Bad joke of the day
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting near his pad.
Cowboy: Hey, cool dog! Mind if I speak to him?
Indian: Dog no talk.
Cowboy: Hey dog, how's it going?
Dog: Doin' all right.
Indian: (Extreme look of shock)
Cowboy: Is this your owner? (pointing at the Indian)
Dog: Yep.
Cowboy: How's he treating you?
Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.
Indian: (Look of disbelief)
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse?
Indian: Horse no talk.
Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it going?
Horse: Cool.
Indian: (Extreme look of shock)
Cowboy: Is this your owner? (pointing at the Indian)
Horse: Yep.
Cowboy: How's he treating you?
Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.
Indian: (Total look of amazement)
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep?
Indian: Sheep lie!
posted by Whispering Walls at 9:18 am
5 Comments:
Made me laugh, anyway!
OOPS!Touch risqué there dear WW
I have just finished reading 'A Carpet Ride to Khiva: Seven Years on the Silk Road'. It's a lovely book, but be prepared for some surprised donkeys if you read it!
Greetings WL & KL!
Thank you for the recommendation JR.
Wonderful. Will remember that for the next rugby club dinner.
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